Long Vehicle

A seasonal flurry is always bound to cause havoc for motorists, but never more than when coupled with a skilled nobartist! Discovered on the internets by @Grunheld, this titanic todger is not the sort of tool you'd usually keep in your car boot.
Clearly created by a massively skilled sculptor, the snownob shows delicate detail in it's mossy pubes and curvaceous bell. But the most striking thing is it's enormous size - if a car acts as a penis extension, what does this monster say about one's package?

The Crispy White Stuff

Ahh, it's back! That crispy white stuff is once again threatening to envelope our little bunch of islands... But bloomin' chilly conditions aren't enough to put off this proud Nobartist! His large scale dong is a striking piece of landscape nobart, monochrome and eyecatching in its bleak surroundings. Working in large scale is clearly this nobartist's forte - his skill is evident in the well balanced nuts and the parallel lines of the shaft.