Gentleman's Log Cabin

Another superb find courtesy of @windust. This strident profile featuring pendulous clock weights and a superbly squirting manhandle is topped by some strangely straight pubes. The quaintly weathered wood of the nobartist's canvas befits the portrait subject perfectly and compliments the clean white lines of the image.

Serial Schlong

In early March 2012, Nobservatory experts discovered a frighteningly well crafted nob. A classic ejaculator with pube detail, refreshingly etched in profile, an unusual twist.
The following day, the Nobservatory was confounded when another nob appeared overnight, a  mere stone's throw from the first.
The second schlong, though distinct by it's profile and overall appearance, bears alien features. Unlike the original nob, this second one is dichromatic, the pink shade used in the first nob is still there, but features only in the details. The familiar balanced outline is now etched in green, transforming the todge into a Big Green Wanger From Outer Space. The pink of the first nob can at first be seen only in the jizz and pubes detail, but the eye attunes into a sinster new development of a vein in the same colour. Could this be indicative of the Nobartist devolving?
Investigations are currently underway to determine the nature of this phallic flurry, could it be the start of a dong deluge? Is this the work of a serial cocker?
Roving Reporter, John Thomas, will be working with the Nobservatory to penetrate the mysterious circle of the Nobartists, boldly investigating the meaning behind all this and asking the greatest question of all... Why Draw Nobs?

Busybollocks

Just look at these little nadgers go! merrily burying their shaft in... whatever it is it's humping. A happy splurge of love-lotion conveys the pleasure the nobartist experiences when sticking his wanger in any old abstract wall scribbling. Rarely is such joy conveyed by nobart as  here. The bright colours of the mural and funky, happening shapes breathe positivity. On a stick!

Cartoon cock

An extremely rare treasure! The norm dictates that the nob is the focus of the piece with the attached character providing context, however this example presents the viewer with an extremely detailed character down the make of his car and his preferred brand of cigarette. One can only assume that this was intended to be an accurate portrait of an anonymous person.
Back to the central point, the nob. Assuming that this is intended to be a portrait, the subject appears to be rather pitifully endowed and ever so slightly dribbly. Nobwatch is hoping this is ejaculate rather than urine, the intermittent spurting would suggest this is the case, urine traditionally being portrayed in a steady stream. But who knows?

12: Lords a-Leaping

To conclude our Seasonal Special, the 12 Nobs of Christmas, we have this wonderful submission from @Wormstir via Twitter.

 This Leaping Lord was snapped opposite a nobby bar in Chamonix. His gimpy headwear and dribbly whang belie his blue blood: the Nobservatory suspects he may be called Jonty or Tarquin

a nob taking his grossly outsized package for a jaunt on the piste.

The inscription on the abdomen reads "Lucky". It could be that the nobartist is rather jealous of this Fresh Prince of Bell End, dangling his massive swinger, merrily spunking away and quaffing martinis in his nobby local bar, never realising how priviledged he is while the nobartist cringes outside, alone in the cold with his stumpy little pencil.

8: Milking Manmeat

Naturally, we had to get you an ejaculator for this verse of the 12 Days, and what a grim one it is! You wouldn't want those hairy plums anywhere near your pudding!

Chiswick Park Cockage

Another awesome submission from @Windust via Twitter. This ejaculator was spotted scrawled on the tarmac, surrounded by autumnal leaves. The nobartists chosen medium would appear to be chalk or carefully selected chalky stone, the former being extremely rare in any nobart outside the classroom and the latter involving quite a bit of effort on the nobartist's part. Either way, what a wonderful sight to lift your heart on your way to work!

Anonymous Nobartist, and of course @Windust, the Nobservatory salutes you!

Tallwhacker Ceiling

Like Michaelangelo before him, this tortured nob artist took his work to the ceiling. Sprawling across a full panel of the wooden Ravenscourt park alcove, this work tells a chilling story of lies, betrayal and broken hearts. The headline “GULLIBLE” stands stark against the damp veined wood, while “FUCK U Alisha G bitch” adds some context to the anguish. Could Alisha be a latter day Helen of Troy?

Honing in on the detail of the illustration, this nob has been captured in angry inaccuracy using firm brush strokes. The left bollock is bizarrely distended, ballooning forth at an outlandish angle. The pubes are surprising bountiful, lending an almost Seurat-esque quality to the piece. And just discernable at the tip is little trickle of nob juice.

Alisha - the sadness you have caused has not gone in vain… another artist is born!

Nob Triptych

 This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.

The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?

 This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.

And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!

Nobby Sole

A true first for NobWatch! This member of the nobart fraternity (a normally very secret and anonymous demographic) was caught IN THE ACT of nobdrawing!
The artist in question was nobserved scribbling distractedly in class when he SHOULD have been doing his sociallyacceptableinoffensiveconformistart. Whether or not this had a direct bearing on the nobart should be considered. The small character on the left appears to be assuming a defensive stance against a faceful of incoming spunk. Telling?
It could be that this is a stark illustration of the isolation and chagrin experienced by nobartists while pursuing their chosen form. No other art form is as readily produced and as swiftly wiped away by the masses. Like jizzing in the wind...

The Chubster

This jovial little nob just leaks jolliness and cheer. It has a sacful of joy and is not afraid to share it with the world. Its chubby little meat pole practically smirks as it unloads its juice across the concrete of the skate park, providing a stark contrast with the utilitarian surroundings. We rate it.

The Eunuch Ejaculator

Our first nadgerless nob exudes simplicity and function-over-form. Note the clean lines and gushing ejaculate. We at the Nobservatory have recorded that the piece has no biological accuracy, however we do not see this as detrimental to the overall effect. Pay particular attention to the shadow line where the artist attempts to recreate the engorgement of the shaft.

Cycle Sign Nob, Leeds Uni

 

Love Walking, Love Cycling...  a bit too much it would appear.