Tesla's Testicles

It's been a while since a Big Green Wanger from Outer Space has been nobserved on the streets. This diagrammatical chappy, with its veiny Lightning bolts allude to a RayGun Cock of devastating power in a potential upcoming invasion. We speculate they are being built under our feet right now, fully utilising Tesla's Teleforce particle beam ejeculator.

Jonathan Thomas

Happy Hallowe'en

Happy Hallowe'en Nobwatchers - just for you, a creepy fluorescent todger - oooh spooky!

Don't forget tomorrow is the start of our month-long money raising extravaganza - NOBVEMBER! We will be unleashing a comedy dong for your titillation every day during the month of November in the hope of raising a bit of dosh for Prostate Cancer UK. So if you don't fancy growing a 'tache for charity this month, come and support us instead! You can follow NobVember by:

Joining us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NobWatchUK
Liking our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/Nobservatory
Or simply dropping by the blog and checking out the fun.

If you'd like to donate, we have a JustGiving button set up on our homepage - anything you can spare will be appreciated. Spread the word to friends and family - charity in November doesn't have to mean bad facial hair!

Crochet Creeper Cock

The Nobservatory would like to applaud @Pocket_Punk's Mum for this hilarious nobby creation. 

This Big Green Wanger was originally intended to be a Minecraft Creeper - fortunately for NobWatch, the blocky forms of the Creepers do not lend themselves to the art of crochet - so by default Pocket_Punk's Mum skilfully crafted this adorable woolly todger! We love it!

@ Pocket_Punk & Pocket_Punk's Mum, the Nobservatory salutes you!

Serial Schlong

In early March 2012, Nobservatory experts discovered a frighteningly well crafted nob. A classic ejaculator with pube detail, refreshingly etched in profile, an unusual twist.
The following day, the Nobservatory was confounded when another nob appeared overnight, a  mere stone's throw from the first.
The second schlong, though distinct by it's profile and overall appearance, bears alien features. Unlike the original nob, this second one is dichromatic, the pink shade used in the first nob is still there, but features only in the details. The familiar balanced outline is now etched in green, transforming the todge into a Big Green Wanger From Outer Space. The pink of the first nob can at first be seen only in the jizz and pubes detail, but the eye attunes into a sinster new development of a vein in the same colour. Could this be indicative of the Nobartist devolving?
Investigations are currently underway to determine the nature of this phallic flurry, could it be the start of a dong deluge? Is this the work of a serial cocker?
Roving Reporter, John Thomas, will be working with the Nobservatory to penetrate the mysterious circle of the Nobartists, boldly investigating the meaning behind all this and asking the greatest question of all... Why Draw Nobs?

Arizona Boner

Mmm. Succulent.

Tackle Grabber

This skate park mural's bright colours could hide a tale of violence and abuse. While the dancing figures pop out of the wall with a sense of hyper happiness, a closer look reveals a more dangerous side. The character on the right has clearly got the dancer totally by the nuts! Was this an attestation by one of the indigenous skaters of his superior skills and ability to truly have the others by the short and curlies in competition? The Nobservatory speculates that this is indicative of complex societies forming on skate parks and resolves to research further into the field of Tackle Grabbing in the near future.

X Marks the urethra

This nob takes it's name, quite visibly, from it's beautifully arranged spunk hole detail. Beneath it, the nob's bouncy little balls give the viewer the impression they were made to be jiggled. Another Big Green Wanger, this nob completes a hat trick of wanger-verde portraits thus far gathered by NobWatchUK.

Big Green Wanger

Another Big Green Wanger From Outer Space!
But this one is a real deviation in the stats... The Nobservatory found this alien monster on the side of an old folks home! Clearly those sprightly old nobartists have found a way out to indulge in their passions. The deftness of the line betrays the veteran nobartists' skill earned by years of donger doodling, the symmetry of the shaft shows the confidence with which they performed their task. The quirky freehand is only identified by an anomalous right bollock - a slight sagging of the curvature is detectable towards the nobartists' final squirts.

Incredible Hulk Nob

 It's a Big Green Wanger from Outer Space and it's BAAAAD.