Dickhead

The happy dick-head cheerfully introduces itself to the world. A handsome chap, this flaccid nob provides a nose for the character while it's well balanced bollocks peer inquisitively from either side. The pubes create lustrous lashes while contributing to the dick-head's expression of constant surprise.

Johannesburg Wanger

Nobserved in the Johannesburg Hilton, this translucent wanger claims to be 'modern art'. Come off it folks! We all KNOW it's a nob! How you'd interpret the blue bit in the background we simply can't imagine, but that front bit, the textured,veiny shaft? The well defined bellend? That's a nob alright!