Trippple-Titch

Hidden in the bottom right hand corner of this sign we see an intricate triptych of todgers. Examined individually, it appears that the artist has drawn the same specimen from three different angles, the two uppermost images portray the tackle from first below, then above; the scaling of the shaft and bell-end detail indicates the angle of the gaze. Then underneath a strident profile view to complete the set. The choice of location would appear to be an attempt by the artist to draw parallels between his own member and a popular, if overused, punctuation symbol.

Nob Triptych

 This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.

The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?

 This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.

And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!