Somerset Schlong

This impressive schlong was spotted by a friend of NobWatch in sunny Somerset. Stretching a mammoth 1.5m along the picturesque country lane, this nob proves that nobart is far from a purely urban passtime. The nobartist's skill in large scale nobart is evident, once one gets past the extraordinary size of the whang, the eye is drawn to the delicate veiny detail and ethereal jizzcloud at the tip.

The Flying Phallus

Once again our little nation has been shafted by Adverse Weather conditions - but while we're stuck indoors, unable to dig our motors out of the drifts for a Sunday morning jaunt, this enterprising sculptor is creating the perfect seasonal hood ornament spotted by @TedHawo - the Flying Phallus!  The Phallus stands proud and erect, flush to the wind, it's forward thrust indicating motion and eagerness. Nice one @TedHawo - the Nobservatory salutes you!
Naturally such a wondrous example of symbolic mascotry can't possibly be featured on a jalopy, this is no wanger for a banger... it must belong to one of those high performance jobs - the only things out on the road today.
The type that has four wheeled drive, wideboy tyres and a smug b@stard in the driver's seat. Nob!

5: Co-oold Rings!

While the Nobservatory extolls the values of nobart as an expressive form and is often astounded by the brilliance of the nobartists in their creativity, it is rare that nobart shows real skill. This amazing sculpture, believed by the Nobservatory to carry a scathing political statement, features a free standing snow figure, arm raised in triumph waving cheerfully at passing cars while happily shafting its rather sorry-looking counterpart.

The Crispy White Stuff

Ahh, it's back! That crispy white stuff is once again threatening to envelope our little bunch of islands... But bloomin' chilly conditions aren't enough to put off this proud Nobartist! His large scale dong is a striking piece of landscape nobart, monochrome and eyecatching in its bleak surroundings. Working in large scale is clearly this nobartist's forte - his skill is evident in the well balanced nuts and the parallel lines of the shaft.