Nouveau Nob

A modern take on a classic design - a prototypical boner framework etched unusually in a livid tangerine shade. Nobservatory staff have expressed concerns over the nobartist's wellbeing - from whence has s/he gleaned inspiration? Such dramatic colouring and the ominous addition of red blemishes along the shaft has led experts to believe that this mysterious scribbler could be suffering for their art more than one would care to imagine.

Pierrot Prong

Here the Nobartist use to great effect, the lamp post - as the sad little Pierrot Prong ascends the pole, a visual statement of  Working class people, struggling, sometimes tragically, to secure a place up high in the bourgeois world.

One Eye on the Ball

A new take on Heading the Ball. This risky manoeuvre out on the field could earn a referee booking for a Maradona - esque Wang of god.

Stealth Nob

Stealth Nob cunningly disguises it's nobby nature by day, posing as a badly drawn bicycle. The Nobserver can see the fun potential for when it comes out at night with it's glowing orbs shining brightly!

Jollybollocks

The Nobservatory loves little Jollybollocks, bless him. With his little helmet set at such a jaunty angle!

The Crotch Casper

You wouldn't want this phantasmal phallus haunting your trouser regions!

Tong Dong

Experts at the Nobservatory have been going wild over this amazing find! This fantastic cock exhibits echoes of a modern day homage to masculine power in it's close resemblance to that sceptre of the Alpha male, the barbecue tong.

Sunshine Schlong

It's about time summer started! Here, to get us optimistic all over again and bin the gloom of the endless winter is this sunny cock. On his brightly painted backdrop the Sunshine Schlong basks, his happy little thatch reaching up for the rays.

Inspector Penis

Edinburgh's answer to Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson, the inaffable Finey and Chilvers are out solving another mystery - the Case of the Levitating Dong.

Manpower

He shoots... He scores!

GrimReaper Nob

Death finally realises they have a life of their own....

pacman gobbler

Waka Waka Waka....  looks like PacMan's found an extra juicy bonus.

Blue Veined Cheeser

Lurking in it's temperature controlled den, the blue veined cheeser is ripening nicely. The delicate blue veins indicate the presence of bacteria used in cheesemaking, also represented is the presence of Brevibacterium Linens as found in odours as diverse as sweaty feet and Gorgonzola. The pubic wisps denote a mosquito-attracting Roquefort aroma appealing to only the most delusional of foodies. 
Keep it clean, gents. Keep it clean.

Bring out the Gimp....

Gimp's Sleeping....  

Ever wondered what's inside those little green sheds... thankfully this one has been labelled.

Nobzilla

Reaching menacingly across the blank wall, Nobzilla is an impressive example of outsized Nobart. The vein details are unfortunately obscured by the shadows of a nearby tree, however the clarity of the hefty bollocks, stretching the scrote ever downwards and the excellently crafted tip with foreskin detail make up for it.

Nobberries

This nob with it's stumpy stalk and ripe little bollocks has the appearance of a type of corymbical berry, like a pair of juicy little cherries.
A new type of fruit-based analogy, the Nobservatory is convinced that these nobberries will soon be ranking alongside the accepted canon of bananas and plums.

Parson's Nose

Parson's Nose: A term defining the fleshy protuberence at the back end of a chicken. True.

The Nobservatory is unsure whether this is a Parson's Nose or a Deacon's Dong. Shiver me giblets.

Nobjotter

Taggers. The bane of Nobartists everywhere! Taking control of all the free surfaces with their inane scrawl, these pen wielding parasites often invade scribble-able space pushing the humble nobartists out of their natural environments. But here we see what could possibly be a todger-tag hybrid! Like those annoying things on websites that want to test you in case you're a robot, some letters are vaguely discernible within the nob shaped outer frame. An S and an O make up the balls, perceptible in the middle there's a T and isn't that a dot indicating a J? And if you look at it from THIS angle it could be a...
Nobservatory cipher experts have thus far decoded the profound missive:
JOTS. SOFT. TOOLS.
And noBiologists are investigating the possibility of this being a new species of Nobart.

Trippple-Titch

Hidden in the bottom right hand corner of this sign we see an intricate triptych of todgers. Examined individually, it appears that the artist has drawn the same specimen from three different angles, the two uppermost images portray the tackle from first below, then above; the scaling of the shaft and bell-end detail indicates the angle of the gaze. Then underneath a strident profile view to complete the set. The choice of location would appear to be an attempt by the artist to draw parallels between his own member and a popular, if overused, punctuation symbol.

Dongprint

The first example of a nob-print found by our field correspondent in Edinburgh! The nobartist's 'hard man' nature comes through in what is a testimony to a daring act of masculinity. Braving the chilly northern climes, this nobartist showed no fear in whipping out his chap, dunking his dong in an unknown substance and happily beating his meat against the post leaving a spectacular imprint for all to enjoy! A true hero of nobart!