Nouveau Nob

A modern take on a classic design - a prototypical boner framework etched unusually in a livid tangerine shade. Nobservatory staff have expressed concerns over the nobartist's wellbeing - from whence has s/he gleaned inspiration? Such dramatic colouring and the ominous addition of red blemishes along the shaft has led experts to believe that this mysterious scribbler could be suffering for their art more than one would care to imagine.

Where's Willy?

Can you spot the sly addition of a dong in this picture? The Nobartists once more prove themselves the unchallengeable masters of subtlety.

Pierrot Prong

Here the Nobartist use to great effect, the lamp post - as the sad little Pierrot Prong ascends the pole, a visual statement of  Working class people, struggling, sometimes tragically, to secure a place up high in the bourgeois world.

Dong Decking

Hail next summer's must-have garden accessory - Dong Decking. The Nobservatory staff will certainly be Keeping One Eye Out from this stylish number come the end of winter...

Tesla's Testicles

It's been a while since a Big Green Wanger from Outer Space has been nobserved on the streets. This diagrammatical chappy, with its veiny Lightning bolts allude to a RayGun Cock of devastating power in a potential upcoming invasion. We speculate they are being built under our feet right now, fully utilising Tesla's Teleforce particle beam ejeculator.

Jonathan Thomas

Bone

Behold the mighty Bone!

Bone's diabolically fretted shaft protrudes darkly from the tri-tonal composition, a drone of dissonance from its burnt sienna background.

Nob or Not - Reader's Pole

Experts at the Nobservatory are baffled by these mysterious etchings...
Nobwatchers! We concede defeat and leave the classification of this dong to your superior expertise!

Is it...

1. A Trouser Snake? 
2. A Smiley One Eyed Worm?
3. A Tool Shed?
4. None of the Above?

Go visit The Noberservatory's facebook page to log your answers... 

http://www.facebook.com/Nobservatory

Willy the Whisp

Willy the Whisp or Willi Fatuus is the name given to the ghostly cock-like etchings that can be found around the workplace. They appear as usually flaccid todgers. Their presence is, alas, fleeting. Within a few days at most the Willy is scrubbed away, only a fuzzy,ethereal outline attesting to it ever having existed.

waldsen grannies

Well, those feisty old-timers have been out and at it again! The Nobservatory was excited to receive this fantastic dong tag by the famously elusive Nobart circle, the Walsden Grannies.
The dong carries a note of searing invective aimed at the 'Youf of today' - its clean lines berating the perceived decline in the noble art of nob drawing. Stridently erect, it rails at the latest fad of flaccid cocks...  It wasn't like that in their day!

Happy Hallowe'en

Happy Hallowe'en Nobwatchers - just for you, a creepy fluorescent todger - oooh spooky!

Don't forget tomorrow is the start of our month-long money raising extravaganza - NOBVEMBER! We will be unleashing a comedy dong for your titillation every day during the month of November in the hope of raising a bit of dosh for Prostate Cancer UK. So if you don't fancy growing a 'tache for charity this month, come and support us instead! You can follow NobVember by:

Joining us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NobWatchUK
Liking our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/Nobservatory
Or simply dropping by the blog and checking out the fun.

If you'd like to donate, we have a JustGiving button set up on our homepage - anything you can spare will be appreciated. Spread the word to friends and family - charity in November doesn't have to mean bad facial hair!

Stroking a Length

 

The utalitarian background in the Council Swimmingpool style acts as a scale for this Olympic sized wanger. It's kraken like proportions dwarf a whole lane and it's aerodynamic plums are designed to neatly fill the skimpiest of budgie smugglers. Hmmmmmmm.

This humble nob trains day after day, stroking each length with determination and grace.

Does the podium await? Our hopes are pinned on a golden gong for this dong in this summer's Olympics.

Stealth Nob

Stealth Nob cunningly disguises it's nobby nature by day, posing as a badly drawn bicycle. The Nobserver can see the fun potential for when it comes out at night with it's glowing orbs shining brightly!

Jollybollocks

The Nobservatory loves little Jollybollocks, bless him. With his little helmet set at such a jaunty angle!

Tong Dong

Experts at the Nobservatory have been going wild over this amazing find! This fantastic cock exhibits echoes of a modern day homage to masculine power in it's close resemblance to that sceptre of the Alpha male, the barbecue tong.

Sunshine Schlong

It's about time summer started! Here, to get us optimistic all over again and bin the gloom of the endless winter is this sunny cock. On his brightly painted backdrop the Sunshine Schlong basks, his happy little thatch reaching up for the rays.

Inspector Penis

Edinburgh's answer to Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson, the inaffable Finey and Chilvers are out solving another mystery - the Case of the Levitating Dong.

Manpower

He shoots... He scores!

GrimReaper Nob

Death finally realises they have a life of their own....

pacman gobbler

Waka Waka Waka....  looks like PacMan's found an extra juicy bonus.

Gentleman's Log Cabin

Another superb find courtesy of @windust. This strident profile featuring pendulous clock weights and a superbly squirting manhandle is topped by some strangely straight pubes. The quaintly weathered wood of the nobartist's canvas befits the portrait subject perfectly and compliments the clean white lines of the image.