Long Vehicle

A seasonal flurry is always bound to cause havoc for motorists, but never more than when coupled with a skilled nobartist! Discovered on the internets by @Grunheld, this titanic todger is not the sort of tool you'd usually keep in your car boot.
Clearly created by a massively skilled sculptor, the snownob shows delicate detail in it's mossy pubes and curvaceous bell. But the most striking thing is it's enormous size - if a car acts as a penis extension, what does this monster say about one's package?