One Eye on the Ball

A new take on Heading the Ball. This risky manoeuvre out on the field could earn a referee booking for a Maradona - esque Wang of god.

The Wanker Ranker

This nob was snapped by a roving friend of Nobwatch in the Borderlands. Unusually it is sporting a score! Nobservatory experts are currently working around the clock to identify the scaling and criteria used by the judge. Clearly this tinkle is top of the class, but for what reason? It's sheer length is notable, even for a eunuch category dong, but it's semi-flaccid angle and wavering lines have yet to reveal their 10-plus merit to Nobservers.
Once again it appears that there is no accounting for taste.

The Eunuch Ejaculator

Our first nadgerless nob exudes simplicity and function-over-form. Note the clean lines and gushing ejaculate. We at the Nobservatory have recorded that the piece has no biological accuracy, however we do not see this as detrimental to the overall effect. Pay particular attention to the shadow line where the artist attempts to recreate the engorgement of the shaft.