Chandelier Nob

A lovely way to brighten your hallway...

this custom design Hans Van Bentem did the rounds on craiglist a while ago,

as cultured as we are at the Nobservatory - this is one is definitely on our Christmas List.

Recycled Nob

To herald the start of National Recycle Week - here's a wonderful flaccid wanger on the side of a recycle bin. The Nobartist's scathing social commentary is evident in the angle of the droop, drawing the viewer's eye to the pile of discarded litter it is impotent to prevent.
Remember, dear NobWatchers! Don't be trashy - Recycle!

VendettaNob

Good Morning Nobwatchers. It's 8.30 and this is The Voice of The Nobservatory broadcasting on 275 and 285 in the medium wave. It is the tenth of the fifth two thousand and twelve.


VendettaNob looms over it's viewers, a reminder of the Nobartists' relentless rebellion against the tyrannical dominance of the sociallyacceptableinoffensiveconformistart scene.


VI VERI VENIVERSUM VIVUS VICI

Manpost

This wonderful flaccid dong juxtaposes its own droopiness with the solid steel post which is its canvas. The pert bollocks speak of energy, yet the chunky shaft droops groundwards ineffectively. Note the gaggle of youf lurking in the background. NWUK suspects these miniature miscreants of being the nobartists, yet their reticence is clear, their distance kept from their artwork. Experts at the Nobservatory believe that this constraint may be connected with the flaccid image, had it been a fine tumescent wang, it is thought they may have been more forthcoming....

Easter Bunnynob

Happy Easter Nobwatchers! Just for you on this fine spring day, a cuddly little bunny!

(with a great big flaccid dong drawn in it)

The Wanker Ranker

This nob was snapped by a roving friend of Nobwatch in the Borderlands. Unusually it is sporting a score! Nobservatory experts are currently working around the clock to identify the scaling and criteria used by the judge. Clearly this tinkle is top of the class, but for what reason? It's sheer length is notable, even for a eunuch category dong, but it's semi-flaccid angle and wavering lines have yet to reveal their 10-plus merit to Nobservers.
Once again it appears that there is no accounting for taste.

Dickhead

The happy dick-head cheerfully introduces itself to the world. A handsome chap, this flaccid nob provides a nose for the character while it's well balanced bollocks peer inquisitively from either side. The pubes create lustrous lashes while contributing to the dick-head's expression of constant surprise.

Trippple-Titch

Hidden in the bottom right hand corner of this sign we see an intricate triptych of todgers. Examined individually, it appears that the artist has drawn the same specimen from three different angles, the two uppermost images portray the tackle from first below, then above; the scaling of the shaft and bell-end detail indicates the angle of the gaze. Then underneath a strident profile view to complete the set. The choice of location would appear to be an attempt by the artist to draw parallels between his own member and a popular, if overused, punctuation symbol.

Snoopynob

The author of this piece is clearly a master in the art of perceptual ambiguity. Pleasing on the eye in its undulating curves, the nob branches off at it's tip and midway down the shaft morphing the image into a cartoon canine.

Cartoon cock

An extremely rare treasure! The norm dictates that the nob is the focus of the piece with the attached character providing context, however this example presents the viewer with an extremely detailed character down the make of his car and his preferred brand of cigarette. One can only assume that this was intended to be an accurate portrait of an anonymous person.
Back to the central point, the nob. Assuming that this is intended to be a portrait, the subject appears to be rather pitifully endowed and ever so slightly dribbly. Nobwatch is hoping this is ejaculate rather than urine, the intermittent spurting would suggest this is the case, urine traditionally being portrayed in a steady stream. But who knows?

2: ChickenNobs

Another little gem from our Field Correspondent in Edinburgh. This nob deviates from the norms of the flaccid genre, though droopy, it impresses energy on the viewer, it's wing-like pubes poised and ready for takeoff. It also looks rather like a chicken.

Or turkey.

How are those leftovers going down?

1: A Nob from a colour TV

On the first day of Christmas my Nobwatch gave to me
A Nob from a Colour TV!

The Nobservatory would like to wish all it's nobwatching viewers a very Merry Christmas, and as a special seasonal treat we will be unveiling a new nob every day for the next twelve days to mark the Twelve Days of Christmas, so keep one eye out!

Our wintery extravaganza kicks off with this famous TV nob featured on the cult show Forbrydelsen. Positioned centrally between the two characters, we think it's almost like a sprig of mistletoe...

Enjoy!

Fresno's Double Directional Dong

Spotted by a Friend of the Nobservatory, this double directional dong doesn't know whether it's coming or going! The chubby main shaft strikes a powerful silhouette against the sky but the little down-drooper tacked on shows two sides to the story.
The Nobtower is located in Fresno, CA. It's apparently quite the tourist attraction and well known for being quite, er... thick. If you are looking for LA when you spot this, you need to head another 35 years west.

ReadybrekNob

A lovely little flaccid nob to fill you with wamth this chilly Tuesday morning! The Nobartist has carefully arranged the pubes like rays of light and warmth emitting from the goolies - just like the warmth you get from a big bowl of porridge, but lower down - like having two little hot water bottles for your trouser pet.

Nob Triptych

 This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.

The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?

 This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.

And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!

The Veiny Drooper

The Veiny Drooper is an exceptional piece of nobart. It's flaccid pose conveys innocence yet the pulsing veins communicate potential vitality. Experts at the Nobservatory believe that this is a collaborative piece, note the mixed media (different pens) indicating more than one nobartist at work.