His 'n' Hers

NobWatchUK is proud to present this awesome piece of nobart in celebration of tomorrow's International  Equality Day. This clever image has been carefully created not with a pen, but with stickers. The careful arrangement necessary to portray the curve of the knockers credits the nobartist's painstaking patience. Their skills clearly honed by the sweater puppies, the nobartist proceed on to the sweeping arc of the sac. The profile view of the schlong and erratic spunk stream add character to the overall illustration. The presence of a lovely rack of jubblies in a nobby context is not unheard of in nobart circles, but it is extremely rare - many thanks to @ShiftyStudios for this juicy find! The Nobservatory salutes you!

Crochet Creeper Cock

The Nobservatory would like to applaud @Pocket_Punk's Mum for this hilarious nobby creation. 

This Big Green Wanger was originally intended to be a Minecraft Creeper - fortunately for NobWatch, the blocky forms of the Creepers do not lend themselves to the art of crochet - so by default Pocket_Punk's Mum skilfully crafted this adorable woolly todger! We love it!

@ Pocket_Punk & Pocket_Punk's Mum, the Nobservatory salutes you!