Keeping One Eye out for Nob Street Art and Nobject Trouvé
Thursday, December 15
The Crispy White Stuff
Ahh, it's back! That crispy white stuff is once again threatening to envelope our little bunch of islands... But bloomin' chilly conditions aren't enough to put off this proud Nobartist! His large scale dong is a striking piece of landscape nobart, monochrome and eyecatching in its bleak surroundings. Working in large scale is clearly this nobartist's forte - his skill is evident in the well balanced nuts and the parallel lines of the shaft.
Tuesday, December 13
Dream home...
The Nobservatory has spotted this advert on Offbeat Home... check the second picture... we're seriously considering a move!
http://offbeathome.com/2011/ 08/unusual-real-estate-church
http://offbeathome.com/2011/
Saturday, December 10
Little Pebble Nob
This cheeky little pebble todge was spotted on the Norfolk coast. Strangely phallic for a pebble, it features a dinky little shaft and neatly rounded bollocks. It could almost have been carved!
Thursday, December 8
The RogerTodger
This appears to be an example of collaborative nobart though the Nobservatory is withholding judgement as to whether both parties agreed to/ were even aware of the collaboration. What we have is a character, not unlike Roger from American Dad, but with a nose... a nose that features a cockend. The question that is baffling our experts is: which came first? the Nob or the Nose?
We are faced with three possibilities:
1. The section demonstrating the most skill, the Roger, came first and the addition of the Todger was a skit by the nobartist, ruining or enhancing the original, whichever way you interpret it.
2. The Todger came first. In which case we have an adapted eunuch nob on our hands. Perhaps the nadgerless nob irritated a Nobserver who decided to seize the matter by the balls and add more detail - note the sac like quality of the bald Rogerpate.
3. It is a genuine collaboration piece, both Roger and his Todger were drawn at the same time indicating that novice nobartists are starting to apprentice themselves to people who can actually draw. What an incredible leap in the development of the genre that could herald!
We are faced with three possibilities:
1. The section demonstrating the most skill, the Roger, came first and the addition of the Todger was a skit by the nobartist, ruining or enhancing the original, whichever way you interpret it.
2. The Todger came first. In which case we have an adapted eunuch nob on our hands. Perhaps the nadgerless nob irritated a Nobserver who decided to seize the matter by the balls and add more detail - note the sac like quality of the bald Rogerpate.
3. It is a genuine collaboration piece, both Roger and his Todger were drawn at the same time indicating that novice nobartists are starting to apprentice themselves to people who can actually draw. What an incredible leap in the development of the genre that could herald!
Tuesday, December 6
The "Big Dick Crew"
A purely typographical piece from the Big Dick Crew. The strokes of the cursive letters indicate a swift wrist action, similar to that which would be employed while firing off a nob. So why no nobs? Come on, Big Dick Crew, how hard is it? A quick one off the wrist is all it would take.
The Nobservatory bemoans the disengaged youf of today and their disinterest in NobArt.
Big Dick Crew: Show us yer Nobs! We'll judge the value of your package accordingley!
The Nobservatory bemoans the disengaged youf of today and their disinterest in NobArt.
Big Dick Crew: Show us yer Nobs! We'll judge the value of your package accordingley!
Saturday, December 3
Chiswick Park Cockage
Another awesome submission from @Windust via Twitter. This ejaculator was spotted scrawled on the tarmac, surrounded by autumnal leaves. The nobartists chosen medium would appear to be chalk or carefully selected chalky stone, the former being extremely rare in any nobart outside the classroom and the latter involving quite a bit of effort on the nobartist's part. Either way, what a wonderful sight to lift your heart on your way to work!
Anonymous Nobartist, and of course @Windust, the Nobservatory salutes you!
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