The utalitarian background in the Council Swimmingpool style acts as a scale for this Olympic sized wanger. It's kraken like proportions dwarf a whole lane and it's aerodynamic plums are designed to neatly fill the skimpiest of budgie smugglers. Hmmmmmmm.
This humble nob trains day after day, stroking each length with determination and grace.
Does the podium await? Our hopes are pinned on a golden gong for this dong in this summer's Olympics.
