Sunday, November 27
Thursday, November 24
A fantastic example of rare council-funded nob-sculpture which also doubles up as a sundial! Lucky Brighton residents!
This picture was tweeted @NobwatchUK by @windust - nice work @windust! The Nobservatory salutes you!
Monday, November 21
A lovely little flaccid nob to fill you with wamth this chilly Tuesday morning! The Nobartist has carefully arranged the pubes like rays of light and warmth emitting from the goolies - just like the warmth you get from a big bowl of porridge, but lower down - like having two little hot water bottles for your trouser pet.
Saturday, November 19
Is there no bounds to these Nobartists imaginations???
Yet another straw pole nob! This one displays both astounding attention to detail, considering the difficulty the nobartists must have in manipulating their chosen medium, and off-the-wall shapings. Pointedly erect (the nob is only viewable from above at certain angles which would indicate the intention was for it not to appear flaccid) the nob has a series of lines along its shaft, could these pertain to a saggy foreskin? Or a ribbed condom? Maybe a new and interestingly depicted STD?
The nuts are where the nobartists have let themselves down slightly, clearly less attention has been paid to the construction of them, with one bollock well formed but barely attached and the other outsized and flabby - we like the meat, but we'll pass on the veg.
Thursday, November 17
Wednesday, November 16
The return of the Straw Pole! These Nobartists are taking full advantage of what now appears to have been set up as a playful socially interactive 3D installation JUST FOR THEM!
Real investment in people.
Monday, November 14
This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.
The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?
This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.
And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!
Sunday, November 13
The little anemonob cleverly evades its predators by squatting among the protective spikes of its chubby pair of polyps. Hard to spot against the backdrop of its heavily tagged environment, the anemonob remains a secretive creature hiding in the depths of the skate park.
Thursday, November 10
Nobserved in the Johannesburg Hilton, this translucent wanger claims to be 'modern art'. Come off it folks! We all KNOW it's a nob! How you'd interpret the blue bit in the background we simply can't imagine, but that front bit, the textured,veiny shaft? The well defined bellend? That's a nob alright!
Wednesday, November 9
The first nob to divide ranks in the Nobservatory! One party of Nobservers believes that this nob has a cute,cartoon feel. Dumbo like ears and bold, happy lines.The opposition maintain the nobartist was aiming for neat, minimalist shapes with a surrealist tint - a one eyed wink at Picasso.
So what is it, NobWatchers? Dumbo Nob? Picasso Nob? Is it even a nob???
Sunday, November 6
This photo was tweeted @NobWatch by Caitlin Cummins, spotted on a sunny day in Cardiff.
In these dark and miserable days of winter, there's nothing quite as cheering as this wonderful piece of NobArchitecture projecting its sunny little light nobs for lucky pedestrians to frolic among. This time specific piece is also weather specific, only visible under exactly the right conditions. So what of the NobArchitect? A genius? A prankster? Or completely oblivious? Whichever way, we love it.
Nice nobservation, Caitlin, the Nobservatory salutes you!
Friday, November 4
Wednesday, November 2
A true first for NobWatch! This member of the nobart fraternity (a normally very secret and anonymous demographic) was caught IN THE ACT of nobdrawing!
The artist in question was nobserved scribbling distractedly in class when he SHOULD have been doing his sociallyacceptableinoffensiveconformistart. Whether or not this had a direct bearing on the nobart should be considered. The small character on the left appears to be assuming a defensive stance against a faceful of incoming spunk. Telling?
It could be that this is a stark illustration of the isolation and chagrin experienced by nobartists while pursuing their chosen form. No other art form is as readily produced and as swiftly wiped away by the masses. Like jizzing in the wind...