Monkey Nuts

In honour of the Monkey Buffet Festival taking place today in Lobpuri Province,Thailand, NWUK presents this cheeky chappie; Monkey Nuts -swinging into the viewer's concious eye, springing from the dense cover of the urban jungle! This penile primate is the alpha male of the wall!

pacman gobbler

Waka Waka Waka....  looks like PacMan's found an extra juicy bonus.

Procrastination Peter

Ah! Students!
The source of so many wonderful nobart pieces! Surely the Nobservatory would be a ghost town without their wonderful contributions to the genre.
Let's spare a thought for those training their brains for the forthcoming exams this week as we ponder on this excellent procrastination piece snapped by @bananajambo and pinged to the Nobservatory courtesy of @pancake_one.
The chirpy character, far from feeling the strain of looming exams, appears inordinately pleased with himself - and so he should be! Check out his gigantic dong! The artist has skilfully crafted the massive whang from what appears to be blu-tack, closer inspection reveals a cunningly manipulated scrotal area giving stability to the shaft allowing for its gravity defying angle.
The Procrastination Peter is a perfect distraction for all you office types back in after the Bank Holiday too! Procrastinate like you mean it!

Sam's Squirter

A wonderful portrayal of nobart interaction! The character, Sam, looks slightly bemused by the massive load being shot with startling precision into the back of his, er... net. The comparatively massive dong with it's tidy pubes and rigidly angled shaft shows no such puzzlement its lines are strong and it's aims are true, the nobartists bold etching provides vigour and animation to the tableau.

Dickhead

The happy dick-head cheerfully introduces itself to the world. A handsome chap, this flaccid nob provides a nose for the character while it's well balanced bollocks peer inquisitively from either side. The pubes create lustrous lashes while contributing to the dick-head's expression of constant surprise.

Dirty Old Chap

Check out this dirty old man! Basking on his beach towel with his wrinkly little stiffie bobbing in the breeze. NobWatchUK detects a correlation between the lack of a nob-drawing youf at nudist beaches who should be out busily cataloguing inspiration for their art, and the saturation of saggy sac'd seniors as such locations, their frequent visits attested to by their similarity in appearance to a sea of saddlebags with eyes. Three eyes each.

Tackle Grabber

This skate park mural's bright colours could hide a tale of violence and abuse. While the dancing figures pop out of the wall with a sense of hyper happiness, a closer look reveals a more dangerous side. The character on the right has clearly got the dancer totally by the nuts! Was this an attestation by one of the indigenous skaters of his superior skills and ability to truly have the others by the short and curlies in competition? The Nobservatory speculates that this is indicative of complex societies forming on skate parks and resolves to research further into the field of Tackle Grabbing in the near future.

Cartoon cock

An extremely rare treasure! The norm dictates that the nob is the focus of the piece with the attached character providing context, however this example presents the viewer with an extremely detailed character down the make of his car and his preferred brand of cigarette. One can only assume that this was intended to be an accurate portrait of an anonymous person.
Back to the central point, the nob. Assuming that this is intended to be a portrait, the subject appears to be rather pitifully endowed and ever so slightly dribbly. Nobwatch is hoping this is ejaculate rather than urine, the intermittent spurting would suggest this is the case, urine traditionally being portrayed in a steady stream. But who knows?

12: Lords a-Leaping

To conclude our Seasonal Special, the 12 Nobs of Christmas, we have this wonderful submission from @Wormstir via Twitter.

 This Leaping Lord was snapped opposite a nobby bar in Chamonix. His gimpy headwear and dribbly whang belie his blue blood: the Nobservatory suspects he may be called Jonty or Tarquin

a nob taking his grossly outsized package for a jaunt on the piste.

The inscription on the abdomen reads "Lucky". It could be that the nobartist is rather jealous of this Fresh Prince of Bell End, dangling his massive swinger, merrily spunking away and quaffing martinis in his nobby local bar, never realising how priviledged he is while the nobartist cringes outside, alone in the cold with his stumpy little pencil.

The RogerTodger

This appears to be an example of collaborative nobart though the Nobservatory is withholding judgement as to whether both parties agreed to/ were even aware of the collaboration. What we have is a character, not unlike Roger from American Dad, but with a nose... a nose that features a cockend. The question that is baffling our experts is: which came first? the Nob or the Nose?
We are faced with three possibilities:
1. The section demonstrating the most skill, the Roger, came first and the addition of the Todger was a skit by the nobartist, ruining or enhancing the original, whichever way you interpret it.
2. The Todger came first. In which case we have an adapted eunuch nob on our hands. Perhaps the nadgerless nob irritated a Nobserver who decided to seize the matter by the balls and add more detail - note the sac like quality of the bald Rogerpate.
3. It is a genuine collaboration piece, both Roger and his Todger were drawn at the same time indicating that novice nobartists are starting to apprentice themselves to people who can actually draw. What an incredible leap in the development of the genre that could herald!

Well Hung Cowboy

CAUTION! 

Well hung Cowboys.

Nobby Sole

A true first for NobWatch! This member of the nobart fraternity (a normally very secret and anonymous demographic) was caught IN THE ACT of nobdrawing!
The artist in question was nobserved scribbling distractedly in class when he SHOULD have been doing his sociallyacceptableinoffensiveconformistart. Whether or not this had a direct bearing on the nobart should be considered. The small character on the left appears to be assuming a defensive stance against a faceful of incoming spunk. Telling?
It could be that this is a stark illustration of the isolation and chagrin experienced by nobartists while pursuing their chosen form. No other art form is as readily produced and as swiftly wiped away by the masses. Like jizzing in the wind...

Skater Nob

This super tricky anthropomorhic nob was found at  - surprisingly enough - a skate park. Unusually for nobart, this nob exhibits contextual relevance and is one of the most highly prized nobs nobserved so far. The date raises questions - what does it signify? It's highly unlikely, given the transitory nature of nobart, that it has actually been in situ since 1983. The date may be the birthdate of the nobartist? If this is the case then Nobwatch is one gigantic step closer to homing in on this mysterious, anonymous, genital scribbling, fraternity.

The Bradford Flasher

The Bradford Flasher is named as such because of his forward thrusting stance inviting any unwary passers by to get an eyeful of his man meat. His smug grin says it all.
Many questions remain about the Bradford Flasher's authorship... Was he a collaboration piece? Or did a passerby with a spray can seize the nobbotunity to enscribe a nob onto a previously family- friendly stickman?

Inner Ring Rd Bridge

 

A rare example of nobart discovered on the side of the bridge over the inner ring road in Leeds. What separates this nob from the norm is the attachment of a character. Freudian? Yes indeed. Wish fulfillment on the part of the artist? Most definitely.