This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.
The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?
This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.
And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!