Optinob

At the nobservatory, we've been keeping one eye open for so long - everything is starting to look a bit erect. This parapraxis phenomenon we call an Optinob.

To see if you've been effected - check the visual test below 

Don't see a nob, then you're doing ok.

Chandelier Nob

A lovely way to brighten your hallway...

this custom design Hans Van Bentem did the rounds on craiglist a while ago,

as cultured as we are at the Nobservatory - this is one is definitely on our Christmas List.

Rudder Duck

A fantastic bathroom accessory for Nobwatchers!

Lurking beneath the surface, this sweet little ducky is armed with a most impressive maritime man-rudder. Streamlined as a pair of budgie smugglers the ducky's outsized underwater appendage acts as a rudder, perfect for navigating those treacherous bathwaters!

Thanks to @Windust for this excellent submission. The Nobservatory will certainly be purchasing one of these next payday!