Dismembered Dong

If there was ever a reason to give up smoking, it's this. 

NobWatch's very own version of that horrible picture of blackened lungs/ baby on a ventilator/ an extremely bad straggly 'tache and even worse neck-bubbling on the bottom of your fag packet. 

Smoke, and yer nob drops off. 

Good luck to anyone trying to give up on No Smoking Day, you've got serious balls! The Nobservatory salutes you!

Straw Pole 2

The return of the Straw Pole! These Nobartists are taking full advantage of what now appears to have been set up as a playful socially interactive 3D installation JUST FOR THEM!

Real investment in people.

Nob Triptych

 This IS an exciting find by our Field Correspondent! A Triptych! This would appear to be a collaborative piece, each of the three nobs look quite distinct from the others.

The first nob in the series presents quite a mystery, what's the small 1:30 scaled object next to the "penis!!!"? And who on earth is Dan Allen?

 This flaccid nob comes with an apologist note, the copy being presented in a neat, clean typographical style.

And finally, no subtleties here - this whale shaped wang is blasting off it's sheath in a show of masculine splendour!