Saturday, March 31
Thursday, March 29
Wednesday, March 28
The Nobservatory would like to applaud @Pocket_Punk's Mum for this hilarious nobby creation.
This Big Green Wanger was originally intended to be a Minecraft Creeper - fortunately for NobWatch, the blocky forms of the Creepers do not lend themselves to the art of crochet - so by default Pocket_Punk's Mum skilfully crafted this adorable woolly todger! We love it!
@ Pocket_Punk & Pocket_Punk's Mum, the Nobservatory salutes you!
Tuesday, March 27
Another fine example of Council Sponsored Nobart. This may look like a normal traffic bollard during the day, phallical-y functional, but otherwise out of the ordinary. But by night it doubles up as a signpost! As soon as the streetlights appear so does the dong like shadow, always pointing the same way, directly to the pub. A Boozer Beacon guiding drunken nobs to where they need to be!
Saturday, March 24
Fresh from the Nobservatory Nurseries this new hybrid is set to take the Chelsea Flower Show by storm. This new breed, the Scrotus Verdi, is already creating a buzz in the gardening community. Affectionately known as 'Grandad's Bell', this is a hardy upright perennial hybrid of Bellflower, Dyckia and a Bulbous Assyrian Banana.
Grandad's Bell will grow good and strong in sunny sites near young ladies in bikinis. It can be susceptible to the Cock-Chafer Beetle grub in damp areas - a plump little grub with a swarthy tip and three legs.
Thursday, March 22
A fantastic bathroom accessory for Nobwatchers!
Lurking beneath the surface, this sweet little ducky is armed with a most impressive maritime man-rudder. Streamlined as a pair of budgie smugglers the ducky's outsized underwater appendage acts as a rudder, perfect for navigating those treacherous bathwaters!
Thanks to @Windust for this excellent submission. The Nobservatory will certainly be purchasing one of these next payday!
Tuesday, March 20
Saturday, March 17
Nobservatory cipher experts have thus far decoded the profound missive:
JOTS. SOFT. TOOLS.
And noBiologists are investigating the possibility of this being a new species of Nobart.
Thursday, March 15
Such genuis is rarely witnessed in the field of nobart!
Wednesday, March 14
If there was ever a reason to give up smoking, it's this.
NobWatch's very own version of that horrible picture of blackened lungs/ baby on a ventilator/ an extremely bad straggly 'tache and even worse neck-bubbling on the bottom of your fag packet.
Smoke, and yer nob drops off.
Good luck to anyone trying to give up on No Smoking Day, you've got serious balls! The Nobservatory salutes you!
Tuesday, March 13
Saturday, March 10
The following day, the Nobservatory was confounded when another nob appeared overnight, a mere stone's throw from the first.
The second schlong, though distinct by it's profile and overall appearance, bears alien features. Unlike the original nob, this second one is dichromatic, the pink shade used in the first nob is still there, but features only in the details. The familiar balanced outline is now etched in green, transforming the todge into a Big Green Wanger From Outer Space. The pink of the first nob can at first be seen only in the jizz and pubes detail, but the eye attunes into a sinster new development of a vein in the same colour. Could this be indicative of the Nobartist devolving?
Investigations are currently underway to determine the nature of this phallic flurry, could it be the start of a dong deluge? Is this the work of a serial cocker?
Roving Reporter, John Thomas, will be working with the Nobservatory to penetrate the mysterious circle of the Nobartists, boldly investigating the meaning behind all this and asking the greatest question of all... Why Draw Nobs?
Thursday, March 8
@pancake_one, the Nobservatory salutes you!
Tuesday, March 6
Saturday, March 3
Check out this dirty old man! Basking on his beach towel with his wrinkly little stiffie bobbing in the breeze. NobWatchUK detects a correlation between the lack of a nob-drawing youf at nudist beaches who should be out busily cataloguing inspiration for their art, and the saturation of saggy sac'd seniors as such locations, their frequent visits attested to by their similarity in appearance to a sea of saddlebags with eyes. Three eyes each.
Thursday, March 1
We all know it's wrong to lie, and in the case of Carlo Collodi's little wooden chap a few porky pies could lead to an untimely excess of wood. Well, Geppetto, you can take your measly little wooden boy and knack off - the erector of this fine trouser-puppet has created an effigy of manhood!
Working with the natural forms of the stump, the artist has polished the glans to a fine sheen and engraved on the oblique testes the mysterious mantras "Play" and "Learn".