Stealth Nob cunningly disguises it's nobby nature by day, posing as a badly drawn bicycle. The Nobserver can see the fun potential for when it comes out at night with it's glowing orbs shining brightly!
Experts at the Nobservatory have been going wild over this amazing find! This fantastic cock exhibits echoes of a modern day homage to masculine power in it's close resemblance to that sceptre of the Alpha male, the barbecue tong.
It's about time summer started! Here, to get us optimistic all over again and bin the gloom of the endless winter is this sunny cock. On his brightly painted backdrop the Sunshine Schlong basks, his happy little thatch reaching up for the rays.