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Saturday, March 24

Gardeners' Delight

Fresh from the Nobservatory Nurseries this new hybrid is set to take the Chelsea Flower Show by storm. This new breed, the Scrotus Verdi, is already creating a buzz in the gardening community. Affectionately known as 'Grandad's Bell', this is a hardy upright perennial hybrid of Bellflower, Dyckia and a Bulbous Assyrian Banana.

Grandad's Bell will grow good and strong in sunny sites near young ladies in bikinis. It can be susceptible to the Cock-Chafer Beetle grub in damp areas - a plump little grub with a swarthy tip and three legs.

Percy Grower
Gardening Expert

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