Ding Dong Bell

With springtime in full swing it's time for gardening aficionados to turn their fingers to greener pursuits - but that's no excuse to neglect your nobs! If any of you nobwatchers are planning on visiting the garden centres this weekend, make sure to Keep One Eye Out for this elegant piece of garden decor spotted by @pubby. We'll certainly be obtaining one for the Nobservatory grounds! 

The graceful curve of the nadgers will look at home in any verdant herbaceous border and the striking arc of the dong topped with it's feature ding dong bell end makes it the perfect conversation piece for nobby garden parties! It certainly gets our recommendation!

Percy Grower

Gardening Expert

Somerset Schlong

This impressive schlong was spotted by a friend of NobWatch in sunny Somerset. Stretching a mammoth 1.5m along the picturesque country lane, this nob proves that nobart is far from a purely urban passtime. The nobartist's skill in large scale nobart is evident, once one gets past the extraordinary size of the whang, the eye is drawn to the delicate veiny detail and ethereal jizzcloud at the tip.

Manpost

This wonderful flaccid dong juxtaposes its own droopiness with the solid steel post which is its canvas. The pert bollocks speak of energy, yet the chunky shaft droops groundwards ineffectively. Note the gaggle of youf lurking in the background. NWUK suspects these miniature miscreants of being the nobartists, yet their reticence is clear, their distance kept from their artwork. Experts at the Nobservatory believe that this constraint may be connected with the flaccid image, had it been a fine tumescent wang, it is thought they may have been more forthcoming....

Putney Town Penis

A swift nobs up to all the members of the Putney Town Rowing Club. We don't know whether one of your members drew this as a welcoming sigil informing other nobartists that here, they would be at home. Or maybe someone drew it because he thought you were all nobs. Either way, the Nobservatory salutes you!

Shadow Wiener

Look closer, Nobwatchers... Closer still... Can you tell what it is yet? This shadowy dong was discovered by an unwary nobwatcher staining London's underbelly with its sinister umbrage. A nobby version of a magic eye poster - a magic japseye!

Traffic Warden Todger

We all know traffic wardens can be sadists, but the creator of this dusty masterpiece enjoyed rubbing the salt in their victim's wounds way too much. Luckily for NobWatch UK s/he had talent! Spotted on a car sporting a parking ticket, this nob exhibits evidence of it's maker's savage instinct. It would appear that the perpetrator slapped on the ticket then gleefully etched out this dong - no mean feat considering the thick layering of the grime - proclaiming the driver a nob! Thereby adding insult to injury in the most literal sense.
NobWatch UK disapproves of Traffic Wardens as a rule however there's no doubt that this one has great talent in the field of nobart. NobWatch UK would recommend the artist gave up the day job and took up professional nob drawing - a far less offensive career.