Bring out the Gimp....

Gimp's Sleeping....  

Ever wondered what's inside those little green sheds... thankfully this one has been labelled.

VendettaNob

Good Morning Nobwatchers. It's 8.30 and this is The Voice of The Nobservatory broadcasting on 275 and 285 in the medium wave. It is the tenth of the fifth two thousand and twelve.


VendettaNob looms over it's viewers, a reminder of the Nobartists' relentless rebellion against the tyrannical dominance of the sociallyacceptableinoffensiveconformistart scene.


VI VERI VENIVERSUM VIVUS VICI

Procrastination Peter

Ah! Students!
The source of so many wonderful nobart pieces! Surely the Nobservatory would be a ghost town without their wonderful contributions to the genre.
Let's spare a thought for those training their brains for the forthcoming exams this week as we ponder on this excellent procrastination piece snapped by @bananajambo and pinged to the Nobservatory courtesy of @pancake_one.
The chirpy character, far from feeling the strain of looming exams, appears inordinately pleased with himself - and so he should be! Check out his gigantic dong! The artist has skilfully crafted the massive whang from what appears to be blu-tack, closer inspection reveals a cunningly manipulated scrotal area giving stability to the shaft allowing for its gravity defying angle.
The Procrastination Peter is a perfect distraction for all you office types back in after the Bank Holiday too! Procrastinate like you mean it!

His 'n' Hers

NobWatchUK is proud to present this awesome piece of nobart in celebration of tomorrow's International  Equality Day. This clever image has been carefully created not with a pen, but with stickers. The careful arrangement necessary to portray the curve of the knockers credits the nobartist's painstaking patience. Their skills clearly honed by the sweater puppies, the nobartist proceed on to the sweeping arc of the sac. The profile view of the schlong and erratic spunk stream add character to the overall illustration. The presence of a lovely rack of jubblies in a nobby context is not unheard of in nobart circles, but it is extremely rare - many thanks to @ShiftyStudios for this juicy find! The Nobservatory salutes you!

Sam's Squirter

A wonderful portrayal of nobart interaction! The character, Sam, looks slightly bemused by the massive load being shot with startling precision into the back of his, er... net. The comparatively massive dong with it's tidy pubes and rigidly angled shaft shows no such puzzlement its lines are strong and it's aims are true, the nobartists bold etching provides vigour and animation to the tableau.

Jolly Todger

This jolly todger seems to bounce of the wall, it's engorged bell giving it a trefoil outline and startling 3D effect. A notable feature is its immensely hirsute knacker sack, the nobartist appears to have revelled in the short repetitive strokes used to render the stubbly pubes, extending the groin-rug halfway up the visually truncated shaft.