Keeping One Eye out for Nob Street Art and Nobject Trouvé
Tuesday, April 3
The Wanker Ranker
This nob was snapped by a roving friend of Nobwatch in the Borderlands. Unusually it is sporting a score! Nobservatory experts are currently working around the clock to identify the scaling and criteria used by the judge. Clearly this tinkle is top of the class, but for what reason? It's sheer length is notable, even for a eunuch category dong, but it's semi-flaccid angle and wavering lines have yet to reveal their 10-plus merit to Nobservers.
Once again it appears that there is no accounting for taste.