Phallus Foetidus

The foul fungus-like phallus oozes from the wall, protruding just above the weedy foliage with a slithering animated energy. Its sickly white hue suggests a damp, quivering texture and the pileus like tip and gilled stem complete the mushroom aesthetic. The hairy scrote could be two more little Phallus Foetidi toadstools just waiting to sprout a stiff stem and begin attracting meatflies.
More the sort you'd find growing in a damp cellar than the kind you'd want in your risotto, the Cockcap   mushy is not for human consumption and could result in you losing your lunch.