Happy Hallowe'en

Happy Hallowe'en Nobwatchers - just for you, a creepy fluorescent todger - oooh spooky!

Don't forget tomorrow is the start of our month-long money raising extravaganza - NOBVEMBER! We will be unleashing a comedy dong for your titillation every day during the month of November in the hope of raising a bit of dosh for Prostate Cancer UK. So if you don't fancy growing a 'tache for charity this month, come and support us instead! You can follow NobVember by:

Joining us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NobWatchUK
Liking our Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/Nobservatory
Or simply dropping by the blog and checking out the fun.

If you'd like to donate, we have a JustGiving button set up on our homepage - anything you can spare will be appreciated. Spread the word to friends and family - charity in November doesn't have to mean bad facial hair!

Coming Soon.....

NobVember - coming soon to NobwatchUk 

Keep One Eye Out

Stroking a Length

 

The utalitarian background in the Council Swimmingpool style acts as a scale for this Olympic sized wanger. It's kraken like proportions dwarf a whole lane and it's aerodynamic plums are designed to neatly fill the skimpiest of budgie smugglers. Hmmmmmmm.

This humble nob trains day after day, stroking each length with determination and grace.

Does the podium await? Our hopes are pinned on a golden gong for this dong in this summer's Olympics.

Stealth Nob

Stealth Nob cunningly disguises it's nobby nature by day, posing as a badly drawn bicycle. The Nobserver can see the fun potential for when it comes out at night with it's glowing orbs shining brightly!

Jollybollocks

The Nobservatory loves little Jollybollocks, bless him. With his little helmet set at such a jaunty angle!

The Crotch Casper

You wouldn't want this phantasmal phallus haunting your trouser regions!